Tomato Plant: Journal 3.12.18

Cows are my favorite animal, and my mom is worried about me.


Ancient Love

French toast at noon.


Rose petal tea isn’t pink.

Rape Poem no. 5

Pretending it never happened isn’t going as well as expected.

How Pathetic!

One time I hooked up with the manager of a vape store, and now he gives me free stuff, and it’s kind of embarrassing.

It Was Sunny Last Weekend

“I can’t compare her to pancakes. That sounds vaguely sexual. I know… I’ll change ‘pancakes’ to ‘crepes.’ That makes it deep.”
–The author