I pray to any god who will deign to hear me.
“I can’t compare her to pancakes. That sounds vaguely sexual. I know… I’ll change ‘pancakes’ to ‘crepes.’ That makes it deep.”
Even Hedone says this can’t continue, and Dionysus has cut me off.
My Hebrew name is Chavah-Chanah, which translates to Eva-Grace. I was named for my paternal great-grandmothers because my English name does not translate to Hebrew.